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talonflarne:

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”


versacegravy:

Lookin like she bout to drop the realest bars of her life.

versacegravy:

Lookin like she bout to drop the realest bars of her life.


genitalwhisper:

oreoofficial:

ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14

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sonoci:

do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like

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"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"


shes-universal:

*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents


nogdrinker:

nogdrinker:

this is at least the 200th time i’ve reblogged this can’t stop won’t stop

one year later and i still won’t stop


izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies


lightthefuze:

why do guys look so hot when they drive


The Reunion scene
  • Sherlock: imma surprise john ok bowties are cool ooh glasses and moustache then we can be moustache buddies
  • Sherlock: JAWN BAGUETTE BAGUETTE FILLET MIGNON OH LA LA
  • John: omg marys coming what am i gonna do
  • Sherlock: JAWN
  • John: did you hear something?
  • Sherlock: LOOK AT ME JAWN BAGUETTE
  • John: omg there she is get me some wine please waiter i refuse to look at so this emotional scene is funny
  • Sherlock: fine...
  • Mary: hey john
  • John: hey sherlock i mean mary
  • Mary: what were you gonna ask me?
  • John: oh
  • Mary: well?
  • John: well youre awesome mary
  • Mary: ikr
  • John: so i was wondering if
  • Sherlock: BAGUETTE BAGUETTE IM REICHENBACK WITH YOUR WINE JAWN
  • John: yeah whatever dude- OMFG
  • Sherlock: suRPRISE BITCH
  • John:
  • Sherlock:
  • John:
  • Sherlock:
  • John:
  • Sherlock: Not dead?
  • Mary: omfg hat man and robin my otp i mEAN OMG SHERLOCK WHAT WHEN WHY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM
  • Sherlock:
  • John:
  • Sherlock:
  • John:
  • Sherlock:
  • John: 2 years
  • Sherlock: i know but before you punch me i moustache you a question
  • John:
  • Sherlock:
  • John:
  • Sherlock:
  • John:
  • Sherlock: watson your face
  • John:
  • Sherlock:
  • Sherlock later: ow.

flandusism:

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind