if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”
Lookin like she bout to drop the realest bars of her life.
ahh yes 2014. the 2014th year. 2k14. 2014 years since year 0. the big 2014. the year of 2014. two thousand and fourteen. the ol 20 14
do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like
"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"
*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents
this is at least the 200th time i’ve reblogged this can’t stop won’t stop
one year later and i still won’t stop
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
why do guys look so hot when they drive
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind