Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”
*gets hot partner*
attracted to men sexually, repelled by men emotionally
we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk
Fun fact: when I worked at the tv station, drug tests were required for everyone except the art department.
"if you hate school so much why do you even come"
I feel so betrayed right now
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
it’s almost time for green day to wake up
everyone who likes coconut water is lying
I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11