the original nerd

Yep, I'm a nerd. ;P Harry Potter is my life, childhood, past, present, and surely also my future. I am a writer. My favorite hobby is watching 80s movies and television. I love music, of course. I live on the internet. So, yeah. And if you fuck with me, you face the wrath of a four-foot-ten girl who can recite the first fifty elements of the periodic table and has a level forty-five gnome warlock. Oh, and I can kick your ass at Halo.

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comtessedebussy:

yes please

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

sherlawkward:

jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

antst00fs:

I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr

tyrabanxious:

think about how many fried mozzarella sticks you could buy with 1.1 billion dollars and even try to blame david karp for that