do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like
"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"
*ride operator voice* please keep your lols omgs and your “I tried to scroll past this”s inside the tags at all times ladies and gents
this is at least the 200th time i’ve reblogged this can’t stop won’t stop
one year later and i still won’t stop
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
why do guys look so hot when they drive
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something
breaking news: neptune comes out as the first openly gay planet
damn i was 100% positive it was gonna be uranus
SPECIAL HOLIDAY HUGS TO THE PEOPLE DEALING WITH UNSUPPORTIVE, RUDE AND ABUSIVE FAMILY MEMBERS TODAY. YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT. YOU ARE MAJESTIC.