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basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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slaterton:

romangod:

what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”

i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel


urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?


do you think this was before or after they had sex

do you think this was before or after they had sex


pocahonturd:

howlcity:

why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered

or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out


club-nymph:

6yr:

so whenever I throw my sims a wedding party,  a lot of sims would be stuck clapping or throwing rice.
If u have this promlem, just do ctrl +c and type in
“resetsim [Name of stuck sim]” (no quotations)

sims trigger warning. may cause sitting and playing sims for 2 weeks without bathing or leaving the house. 


spoopyvegan:

clannyphantom:

lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies 

probably literally none holy shit did you really think adding “white” in front of that would really mask that you literally just said “girls are so desperate for a boyfriend they’ll try to fuck half-decomposed, ravenous, CORPSES” wtf even is that



physics-and-fiction:

steady-on-my-feet:

crunkellove:

the-girl-who-laughed:

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

Why are they so cute!? I want one!!

How are you not looking at the second and third gifs.
"Oh look another cup… It doesn’t fit…" Then he just looks up and dismantles them like "what the fuck human why did you give me cups that don’t stack this is obviously the wrong order"