i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
dude if she doesnt like mac n cheese she’s not worth it
but maybe she is worth it ‘cuz then you have all the mac n cheese to yourself. think about that.
can tv producers stop making girls in teen shows wear heels and fancy dresses to school because in real life that happens approximately never
has anyone actually had a neighbor thats asked to borrow sugar
no but one time my neighbor arrived with 56 packages of sugar saying there was a sale and he gave us 10 for free
your neighbor is the type of person we read about in math books
okay so there’s this facebook page called “life begins at conception,” right, and it bills itself as an “informative pro-life" page.
and one of the page’s mods posed this question to its followers, defenders of life
so what do these pro-life activists have to say
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
what the fuck does joe have around his head
today was the last day of school so i drew 1000 cats on my algebra teachers whiteboard
this still gets notes to this day and everyday i wake up and wonder when the torment will end. when will i be free from these fucking cats. why do they haunt me why is a cat wha
Evanna Lynch, the embodiment of fangirls who get to work with the people they fangirl about.
*smokes weed once*
"i’m about that ganja life, bob marley tho"