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kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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magekin:

she wears short skirts i wear mage robes


hipstertswift:

kaleidoscopeheartofmemories:

lameborghini:

"if a guy cheated on u just ignore him! u don’t have to yell at him" um no what the fuck???? im gonna let him know he’s a piece of shit and then never talk to his bitch ass again. also im gonna look good as hell thanks

Then why is considered such a crime when Taylor Swift writes songs about guys mistreating her

exactly


nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK


"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)


kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.


A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

listener-blue:

johnnysjetpack:

amerahames:

the fragility

Because there aren’t girls stickers My god you must be so oppressed

Except of course there are girl stickers.
Aren’t they pretty :)

And of course the girl stickers would be deemed as  ’perpetuating gender roles’ and ‘forcing societies standards of femininity on young girls’. Which actually I wouldn’t disagree with except for the fact that this company makes loads of different stickers, many of which are gender neutral….
However, the question I have is this..
Why are the girl stickers the fault of society, whereas the boy stickers are seemingly the fault of boys themselves and their ‘fragility’?
Why is it oppression when gender roles are forced on girls, but when they are forced on boys it is a-ok?
Hm?

listener-blue:

johnnysjetpack:

amerahames:

the fragility

Because there aren’t girls stickers
My god you must be so oppressed

Except of course there are girl stickers.

Aren’t they pretty :)

And of course the girl stickers would be deemed as  ’perpetuating gender roles’ and ‘forcing societies standards of femininity on young girls’. Which actually I wouldn’t disagree with except for the fact that this company makes loads of different stickers, many of which are gender neutral….

However, the question I have is this..

Why are the girl stickers the fault of society, whereas the boy stickers are seemingly the fault of boys themselves and their ‘fragility’?

Why is it oppression when gender roles are forced on girls, but when they are forced on boys it is a-ok?

Hm?


dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”